Skwirtz

"'You shoulda known I was gonna sign up as none other than Skwirtz the Riverling'""Skwirtz introducing himself in Cort signups for its fifth season"

Season 6
Skwirtz is currently participating in season six finals. He started a joke on his first entry known as the "get your own frickin (fill in the blank)". He is mildly annoyed that every reasoning has to complete the trend. Skwirtz is also signing up for CORT 7 as Master Lanyard.